F**k You 2020

F**k Your 20220 TShirt

Just to be clear… 2020 can “Go F**k Itself!”

Keep it Clean

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I just want to take a second here and reiterate the fact that we were kidding about ingesting or injection bleach and or lysol. Thats what alcohol and heroin are for…again, just kidding. Don’t do drugs or ingest household cleaners in any way.

COVID Couch Hero

If being quarantined for 14 days and getting tons of extra cash on unemployment screams anything, its HERO…at least to us. Now spend some of that hard earned cash on this t-shirt.

Doctor’s Orders

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Even before all this, I was always going to try to not shake your hand (nothing personal, just not a big fan of touching)…now the good doctor is backing me up. Makes me feel all tingly inside.

T vs. G

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He wanted to do it on Easter, but it wasn’t in the cards. The build up has been tremendous and the battle will be BIBLICAL…think Noah’s Arc, but televised. Who’s gonna win and take their rightful title as the G.O.A.T.

In Case Of Emergency…

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You know…it may not flush all that easy or be septic safe, but if you are one of the unfortunate ones who can’t seem to get their hands on toilet paper now-a-days then this shirt is for you. Wear until you don’t want to anymore, then cut on the lines, do your business and wipe your butt with it!

F**K This Virus

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We aren’t trying to tip toe around anything here…we just want to say “F**K This Virus”. It’s has changed our daily lives. And we know, will be stronger for it, get though this together, blah blah blah… But every now and then you just want to say “F**K OFF”. You know what I mean?

The House Rules

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Social Distance

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The story behind this shirt is a simple one. I was pretty worried we were going to be stuck in our homes for 14 straight days. The thought of that petrified me…so I made a shirt to remind those around me there was a 6 foot (minimum) limit. I figured by day 3 or 4 I would be washing and drying constantly so I could wear it as often as possible. Now, we are giving that opportunity to YOU!


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